I was going to call this Sex In a Bowl but that would've been NSFW. Anyways, that's what it SHOULD be called. It's... unreal. It's... perfection. It's... heaven. I can't say enough about it so I'm just gonna keep this post short and say: you need this in your LIFE. It is so easy to make, and I have been whipping it up daily for the past week because now I can't live without it. I very seriously think to myself: as long as I have a life supply of this, everything is okay. You will understand once you make it. One of the best parts of this three ingredient recipe (besides the fact that it's mouthgasmic and yes, has only three ingredients) is that it's really good for you! The only ingredients - drum roll, please - are frozen bananas to make the ice cream, almond butter for the marzipan, and carob syrup for the butterscotch. The world is too good to us.

I have to take a moment to cry with joy about one of the three ingredients specifically. It's the almond butter, the almond butter from Prana Bio, and it is my new lover. I am a bit of a plant/music slut in the way that I so quickly switch to a new lover every month or so. In 2014 I declared I was married to my record player but having an affair with mangoes (and also had another thing with raw chocolate on the side but the mangoes don't know so shh), in January all my loyalty and heart fell to baked yams, and now I have wasted no time in moving on to pronouncing my dreamy, creamy honeymoon with this almond butter. I know, I know. Do I have any true love? Yes! I truly love all these things! But I get into phases where I am totally obsessed... and right now the obsessive devotion is turned fully towards Prana Bio's almond butter. It literally tastes like liquid marzipan and is like no other almond butter you've ever had. The ONLY ingredient is blanched organic almonds. HELLO. Plus it's super smooth and thin so you can drizzle on it on errthang. And I mean.... ERRTHANG. 

Call me what you will, but I don't see why I can't have my records, mangoes, chocolate, yams, banana ice cream and almond butter and enjoy them all at the same time! Wow... what would a fruit + record player orgy look like? Probably very juicy, with a good beat. Okay I don't know where I am going with this anymore so enough sexual allusion to me and my food and music. JUST MAKE THIS RECIPE FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD. And elevate your life to the next level, buy the almond butter from Prana. For $30 you get a whole kilogram which will last you for approximately 8,000 years. Or for me, it will last about 8 hours.